the national pastime of america

informing cats that they are cats

spoiler alert

if you see something on the internet that makes you mad

you don’t have to respond to it

you can just go somewhere else

amazing

A long long time ago

I thought it would be hilarious to write troll fanfiction in the style of My Immortal and Half Life: Full Life Consequences.

Of course, this was a terrible idea and while it was funny at the time, in the end, I decided my time was better spent making actual meaningful work.

Then I reread it and it’s still kind of funny in the sense of how ridiculous it is. I have three pieces of fanfiction, here.

One is a story about Commander Shepard.

One is a story about zombies attacking.

One is about a dragon and his children doing incomprehensible things.

I will post the first story, as it is the most funny and the least NSFW, in my opinion. I will post the other ones if people want to see them. The last one, I will warn you, is rather mary-sueish, and not in a parodying way. Sorry. I regret everything.

So, without further delay…

(Warning: the following passage contains some things that people might find upsetting, such as Hitler, some not-very-detailed but mostly humorous death threats, and it’s generally NSFW. I warned you.)

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is it bad that

the first thing that came to mind when I heard ‘triptophobia’ was a fear of melons

(i’m not belitting the actual phobia, mind you, so don’t take it that way, okay? :3)

eshusplayground:

peecharrific:

girl-non-grata:

blaitzen:

…In this culture, instead of using the words ‘stupid,’ or ‘asshole,’ or ‘jerk,’ for people that we vehemently disagree with and wish to put down, we use ‘bigot.’ And ‘ableist.’ And ‘privileged.’ They have become slurs. They have lost meaning for now being generalized insults that people use to cut down others. You don’t like a particular internet group? It must be because you see them as mentally ill. Bigot. Ableist. Oppressor. You don’t agree that I, an asexual, suffer the same indignities as queer people do in daily life? You’re trying to silence me. Bigot. Oppressor. You called me stupid? Bigot. Check your privilege.

What I have witnessed is a circle of people that are waiting to feel self-righteous and attack other people, because getting mad feels good. And don’t you dare pretend to me that this isn’t it, because I have participated in it. Getting mad at someone for their bigoted bullshit feels awesome. It feels righteous. You feel like you’re helping your cause for cutting other people down to size on the internet, when in actuality all you’re doing is shouting at someone who is learning nothing. Or, in more common scenarios, already knows. And in your reblogs, your own followers that your target may not necessarily know join the circular beat-down to feel awesome and righteous about themselves. And it goes on. And on. And social justice advocates eat other social justice advocates alive forever, in a sick incestuous circle and it keeps happening. And it accomplishes nothing. You are not actually fighting oppression like this.

We have misappropriated the word oppression. We have misappropriated the word privileged. We have misappropriated the word trigger, which infuriates me so much I can’t even describe. Something that you don’t like looking at is not a trigger. Something that hurts your feelings is not a trigger. It’s a word that has a very specific meaning, and you have demolished it. People no longer understand when I profess to being triggered by rape and non-con. Shaking. Crying. Flashbacks. Involuntary vomiting. I unfollow people when they post about it. It’s not personal. I’m not trying to hurt anyone’s feelings. But they will get snitty and passive-aggressive about it because they do not understand what I am trying to communicate with the word trigger. Fucking stop misusing it. Fucking stop.

It’s a vicious and toxic environment and I am tired of participating in it and I’m tired of seeing it on my dash. I am tired of people that need to be victimized and am tired of people who point fingers at everyone as victimizing them. I’m tired of misappropriation of social justice terms.

[Post edited for brevity. Bolded emphasis mine.]

This is exactly why they lost me. These Social Justice Warriors, who are ever on the prowl for any way to feel victimized on behalf of any minority social group, especially ones to which they don’t even belong. Most often being white and middle class, it’s like they’re trying to burn off their own privilege by straight up bullying someone else for theirs.

Language and its use really are significant but intent is just as important as word choice. Too often people are villified and their lives disregarded entirely (like the time I, who have physical and cognitive impairments, was accused of being an ableist who wants to sexually molest mentally handicapped people) because they didn’t follow some strict vocabulary determined by some arbitrary gaggle of disillusioned youth who desperately want to belong to something larger than themselves. Trying to bully people into thinking the way you do is not how you make the world a better place.

The misappropriation of social justice terms is also just out of hand. It demeans the struggles and traumas of real sufferers (like the time I saw someone who is not chronically ill nor a trauma survivor throw a hissy because they didn’t have the “spoons” to be “triggered” by some one disagreeing with them). It’s a bunch of people who took a first semester Sociology 101 class diluting otherwise very valid terms. Someone isn’t an ableist because of the use of one word. You aren’t triggered by something just because it pisses you off. You’re not being anyone’s “advocate” by vicariously playing the victim; you’re self-servedly seeking justification for the indignation you feel at the world for whatever reason. You’re already a special little snowflake so, really, just knock it off.

I just need this on my blog.

Word to all this, especially the bold. This is why I don’t bother with SJ comms on LiveJournal and the like very much anymore. For the most part, I restrict my social justice work to spaces by and for POCs. I want to be able to talk about gender, sexuality, class, dis/ability, and such without the White lens.

I’m reblogging this because it’s said my entire thoughts on things that I could never say myself.

Topic of the day:

Which minorities are Don Patch offensive to?

(Answer: none.)

Topic of the day:

Which minorities are Don Patch offensive to?

(Answer: none.)

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This is a theme for Nijiko. I am still working on it, and I am looking for critique. Constructive critique.

It may be a little loud.

fun fact

i have a picture of geromy hanging on my bookshelf

notice

i will be uploading a ~NEW SONG~ in a minute few hours here is a hint to what it is

yeah noone’s not gonna guess this